The Great Escape

Cushion
$2,000 (currently at $835.17)

Destinations (in no particular order)
#1: San Francisco
#2: Brooklyn
#3: Manhattan
#4: Los Angeles
#5: Boston

Job Opportunities
#1: No.
#2: No.
#3: Possibly.
#4: FUCK no.
#5: I haven't heard back.

Pros
#1: Loose hippie women, Dave Eggers
#2: "No Sleep 'Til...", cheaper than the city proper, Galuminum Foil
#3: The center of the world, quoting Ghostbusters lines
#4: (Almost) every Joss Whedon show ever made, a place to get clean (somewhere no one's expecting)
#5: Murph and Sheila

Cons
#1: Hippies...
#2: Hipsters
#3: Living to work
#4: Season Six of The L Word -- excellent show, terrible final season
#5: Sports, "The Boston Accent", still extremely close to Rhode Island