Cushion
$2,000 (currently at $835.17)
Destinations (in no particular order)
#1: San Francisco
#2: Brooklyn
#3: Manhattan
#4: Los Angeles
#5: Boston
Job Opportunities
#1: No.
#2: No.
#3: Possibly.
#4: FUCK no.
#5: I haven't heard back.
Pros
#1: Loose hippie women, Dave Eggers
#2: "No Sleep 'Til...", cheaper than the city proper, Galuminum Foil
#3: The center of the world, quoting Ghostbusters lines
#4: (Almost) every Joss Whedon show ever made, a place to get clean (somewhere no one's expecting)
#5: Murph and Sheila
Cons
#1: Hippies...
#2: Hipsters
#3: Living to work
#4: Season Six of The L Word -- excellent show, terrible final season
#5: Sports, "The Boston Accent", still extremely close to Rhode Island
Pros that easily turn into Cons (or vice versa)
ReplyDelete1.Gutter Punk kids with stinky skinny jeans just outside Golden Gate park
2.Awesome cute tattoo'd girls who work at American Apparel and quote ZiZek
3.The Frankfurt school and generations of Marxist Art Fags
4."It's like Las Vegas... only here people are the chips". The Highway that chokes the valley
5. Mini-kirts in 0 degree weather
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