Modus Operandi

HER: When are you moving in with The Variant?
HIM: Who?
HER: ...
HIM: I don't know who you mean.
HER: But you do.
HIM: The first and last woman I move in with will be you in fifteen years.
HER: ...
HIM: ...
HER: That was weirdly romantic.
HIM: That's my modus operandi.
HER: Kisses.
HIM: I love you.
HER: I know.