Friday, June 18, 2010

A Weekend's To-Do List

Sell some clothes.
Start a fire.
Build a birdhouse where the swimming pool used to be.

Ask Monster to describe my "killing eyes."
Cut back the crab grass so I can see the street.
Hate, then later understand, young adult fiction.

Deliver a few choice curse words.
(Think: Peter Serafinowicz.)
Smile/fang-like. Shake/those manos.

Splash them with Seagram's as holy water.

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